There's an extended setting up period this week as we try and figure out if we can use the sound desk to record straight to the laptop.
During the setting up we discover that Susan is shattered as she was at a wedding the night before.
Adam asks what key and Susan doesn't know what he's talking about.
Susan chooses a seat away from John to reduce the temptation of smacking him. The threat of a belt in the dial gets met with a bass up the jacksie.
Susan's strap on is too tight (childish giggling).
What makes your teeth rattle? It's not fellating vibrators.
DJs these days eh? Rubbish.
What was that Susan? AC/D what?
A wee lie does no harm now and again.
Adam buys everything Neil Young related ever.
John is not a sound technician but Susan is jamming with the band.
Hans makes a little cameo appearance and after turning the heater off we decide that a wee Han Solo can keep you warm.
Adam is surprised when he finds out the heater is hot and Susan is too scared to touch the plug.
John puts his camp voice on but pushing him over will get you an over reaction.
Susan's had no breakfast, she's had no lunch, she's had no sausage at all today.
MICROPHONE SWITCH!
Adam gets his banjos and his ukuleles mixed up and he didn't buy a ukulele with his birthday money, because he likes wood, dark wood.
Susan needs a hard one but she's not making a face like that!
Cheerio and good luck to my wee pal Gina. She had the honour of making the request this week. After having a Rolling Stones party she decided on either Brown Sugar or Paint it Black.
Adam stops John playing the song to hear him play him the song.
Adam opens the door and we hear a devil laugh from outside.
The bloody bugger capo causes issues.
1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2-3-4.
Tune up!
I'm picking up good vibrations...not!
What connects Kashmir, The Simpsons and Coronation Street?
We get to the fancy part and it throws Susan.
The world needs to know, John was right!
Adam and John share a very poor quality high five.
We all wonder what goes on inside Susan's head.
Practice practice practice.
Susan gets her hammer on!
RIGHT GUYS! 1 2 3 4! HERE COMES THE BRIDE!
26? Wee wido!
How do you work out which one is left?
A French teachers teaches young Susan how to swear in French.
Adam actually makes a scary axe murderer face.
Surprise sex!
Join in when you're ready sunshine.
Susan had to be held down by 6 people. Do not believe her when she says she is calm.
Sometimes it's hard to be a wumman.
Susan rues not rugby tackling that b@st@rd.
Susan does not want a scrunchie and don't try and get her into a onesie!
The care in the community concert is over, get back on the sunshine bus.
Do you find it easier to use your fingers?
Adam reveals the worst George Harrison song ever. Though you can't really tell The Beatles how to write a song.
WOO HOO! Susan does it herself!
Could you play guitar with your teeth?
1 dude plays duelling banjos by himself and another plays his by "air tap".
John'll be on Jools Holland in a couple of weeks.
We sound pretty decent. For a change.
Next weeks song?
Fleetwood Mac
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Basement Jaxx
Whitesnake
Tenacious D
Led Zeppelin
Expensive guitars are good, obviously.
Is that a wee leather plectrum you've left on the seat?
We're all about the wee chaps and the wee guys.
MICROPHONE SWITCH!
Packing up time we discover that thinking is dangerous, Susan was concentrating, and her sound desk smells like a charity shop.
BYE SUSAN!
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